Monday, July 2, 2012

I apologise in advance.

Greetings fellow bloggers - if anybody ever even reads this poor excuse for a "blog"

How are all you guys doing? Good? Good. Okay!
Well, if you are reading this (and several big ol' hugs to you if that's the case) you will hopefully recognise that this is my first attempt at creating a post.
Now the reason I decided to start posting my thoughts and feeling onto the interwebs unaware of who, or why somebody would even be reading it, is quite simple.
I talk a lot.
Now when I say "talk" I'm not referring to myself as one of those people who actually has something relevant, interesting, or positive to contribute to a conversation, I just tend to ramble on about pointless things in hope that somebody will actually listen.
Yes, that makes me one of the most awkward beings on the planet, though it does make for some pretty hilarious stories. Well on my side of the spectrum anyway...
However, actually having someone listen to my pointless ramblings hasn't occurred yet, so hey! I thought I'd try my hand at this instead. So basically what I'm doing is giving anybody who comes across this website a sort of pre-warning about what they will be exposed to. (Sorry)
There might be pointless and boring posts about books I'm reading, or posts about why relationships suck so bad (usually it's because I'm to awkward to even hold a conversation with someone of the opposite sex, thus leading to no relationship at all) and if you're lucky there may even be a post where I declare that "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"- because of something horrendous I saw in the streets, or at school.
So if you're reading this, firstly sorry, and secondly thank you, I have now initiated you as my interweb best buddy! (Whether you like it or not *insert malicious evil cackling here* )
I look forward to typing up some more pointless ramblings in the future, and hopefully you don't resent me just yet. Have a lovely day/night/wheneveryou'rereadingthis.

Bleep Bloop.

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