Melbourne can be lovely.

I finally left my house!

I mean the comfort of a heater, free food and solid internet connection was hard to pull myself away from, but a friend of mine agreed to head off to the city with me yesterday!

It was filled with adventure! We caught the train to the city and walked around eating cupcakes whilst searching for interesting shops, and interesting people. We went to Harbourtown (Which is a big outdoor shopping centre filled with clothe and shoe stores) and looked at some clothes, and I bought a couple things because they were selling things for like FIVE DOLLARS! And hey, I like paying five dollars instead of fifty.

Anywho, we stopped and grabbed some some pancakes and took some cool photos in their wacky mirror. Here's a collage of photos my friend took of the day, which involved a ton of walking and lots of eating.

I apologise for the bad quality, I stole
the photo off my friends instagram ;)

Anywho, I'll hopefully be posting again soon, if anything of any interest occurs in my life. Haha (Highly doubtful)

Have a lovely day/night/wheneveryou'rereadingthis.

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Oh shop assistants, how I love you all.

Me, my dad and my brother all went shopping yesterday, deciding that hey it's winter time, some retail therapy would be nice.See, like many others I enjoy going out and buying clothes and shoes etc etc. But honestly, the highlight of all my shopping trips are usually the staff in the store trying to convince me to buy something. Yes, I know, I know it's there job and whatnot, but some of the things they say or do to get you to make a purchase is undoubtedly hilarious.
Now I thought I'd replay a conversation in a store I had with a staff member of an overly priced store yesterday whilst I was looking around. 

Staff member: Hi there, how are you doing today?
Me: Oh pretty good thanks and you?
Staff member: Oh yes, good. Do you need help with anything?
Me: No, no, just  browsing thanks.
*staff member goes behind the counter to do whatever she's doing whilst I look at the sale items. The staff member leaves the counter and approaches me with a puffy jacket which contains a heap of faux fur, leather, and unnecessary sparkles, it's something London Tipton from The Suite Life would wear.*

Staff member: I feel like this would suit you, it came in a couple days ago.

Me:  Oh er, thanks but it's okay
Staff member: No, no I insist *takes jacket off coat hanger*

-now me being unsure of how to react took off my jumper so I could try on this completely over the top jacket which I was not interested in at  all
Staff member: Ohhhhh It's beautiful don't you just love it?
Me: Yeah, it's lovely, but I don't really think..
Staff member: Oh so you'll take it? 
Me: Umm. No, I was just going to say..
Staff member: So you made me grab this jacket for you to try on, without even the slightest interest in purchasing it? *storms off*

Okay, so after this happened I left the store and just laughed uncontrollably I had no idea how else to react. And then me and my family went to get some burgers and to buy some affordable (and not totally ridiculous) clothes. I bought two jackets as picture below:

So overall pretty lovely night & I plan to go thrift store shopping on the weekend! YAY! Have a lovely day/night/wheneveryou'rereadingthis. 

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Blueberry Appreciation Post

I just wanted to take a couple minutes out of my day to let you guys know that blueberries may possibly be the best fruit ever.
Now here's my justification:

• They taste like sunshine. (And I'm pretty sure sunshine tastes amazing)
• They're filled with antioxidants which means they're good for your skin AND they are said to help prevent cancer!
• They assist in maintaining a healthy diet
• And did I mention THEY TASTE LIKE SUNSHINE!

So yes, I thought I'd take the time to out to tell everyone how much I love blueberries, but I always questioned why they aren't called "purpleberries" they look more purple to me! Anywho, here is a photo I took earlier of the delicious super fruit:

Aren't they beautiful? :')

Well I hope you love blueberries as much as I do!
Have a lovely day/night/wheneveryou'rereadingthis. 

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My New Lifelong Dream.

Hello there people of the interwebs!
This right here is not an ordinary post, it's a post in which I am highlighting my newest goal in life.
I want to get a job.
Yes, yes I know part time jobs suck. As do any jobs really.
I'm aware of that because I previously worked Part Time at KFC, in an ever so lovely food court. It was undoubtedly the worst job ever. I'd even go as far to say that it was close to slave labour. (That's what I call cooking, cleaning, and serving customers whilt getting paid  $7.50 an hour) I lasted almost a year there, but some discrimination via my boss had me exit that workplace. And I have not looked back there since.
Anywho, I have decided that anything is better than working at KFC, so I've been handing out Resume's like crazy! So that's ultimately my goal from now on: "Get a part time or casual position in the year 2012"
I plan on handing out some more resume's later on today and quite honestly, who wouldn't hire me  whilst I'm wearing this badass Invader Zim T-shirt. 

Anywho, cross your fingers for me, and your toes, and your eyes in my hopeful search for an employer!
Have a lovely day/night/wheneveryou'rereadingthis.


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The most memorable images I could find (sorry)

So I do this thing, where I totally embarrass and humiliate myself not matter the odds. Sad thing is, I can't help doing these embarrassing and irrational things!
I came to this sudden realisation of my ever-apparent humiliating nature tonight. Now let me paint you a picture:
Tonight's a cold, gloomy Monday night, I'm sitting in my room alone (Sort of like what I do everyday, despite the fact it's the school holidays) and I'm going through my camera.
Now, on a camera, you expect to see a bunch of photos from holidays, or from vacations and basically just overall pictures of someone with their friends and/or family.
Now I have my fair share of those as evident through this.

                                                          exhibit A: 

I apologise this was the most "normal" photo
of me with a friend that I could find

However, as I got further and further through my photos, I realised three things:

1) Whenever I go to memorable 'once in a lifetime' events I take photos of pointless and irrational things, rather than taking photos of the people I'm with and how much fun I'm having. 

For example, this was taken at my
Débutante Ball. It's some eaten food
with the salad left over. Yes, I don't understand
why this is very important in relation to my
 'once in a lifetime' night either.

2)I take a heap of photos of myself, and I mean a heap. But they aren't typical "teenage girl" posed photos, with pouty faces, and never ending amounts of mascara. They are photos of me pulling the most stupid and unattractive faces known to man. 

This here is a prime example of one of the
various "attractive" facial expression
in my many photos.
Yes, I know the boys will be lining up, and if
my lower lip was that large, this could pass
as a pout.

3) And finally, there are so many photos on here that are just of, say my fingers, or my hands, or my freaking feet. And I don't understand why! There are just a bunch of miscellaneous images of body parts or stupid things on the floor which are not significant to anything. Seriously! I question why I took most of these photos in the first place!

Yes, if you were wondering this is a picture
of my feet with gloves on top.
Don't ask because I don't understand it either.

So yes, to conclude this lovely post for tonight, I have decided upon two things. One, I will start taking pictures which sort of work as a "memory" to significant events in my life, because I don't want to look back on my wedding or something and see a photo of a half eaten meal. And two, if we ever become best buddies (which WILL happen) and you have a camera. Don't ask me to take a photo of something, especially something which you actually want to remember, because it's highly probable that I will take a picture of my feet with gloves on them because I think they act as blankets and keep my feet nice and snuggly. And yes, that's the end of this pointless rant. Please ladies and gentleman, hold your applause.

Have a lovely day/night/wheneveryou'rereadingthis.

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I apologise in advance.

Greetings fellow bloggers - if anybody ever even reads this poor excuse for a "blog"

How are all you guys doing? Good? Good. Okay!
Well, if you are reading this (and several big ol' hugs to you if that's the case) you will hopefully recognise that this is my first attempt at creating a post.
Now the reason I decided to start posting my thoughts and feeling onto the interwebs unaware of who, or why somebody would even be reading it, is quite simple.
I talk a lot.
Now when I say "talk" I'm not referring to myself as one of those people who actually has something relevant, interesting, or positive to contribute to a conversation, I just tend to ramble on about pointless things in hope that somebody will actually listen.
Yes, that makes me one of the most awkward beings on the planet, though it does make for some pretty hilarious stories. Well on my side of the spectrum anyway...
However, actually having someone listen to my pointless ramblings hasn't occurred yet, so hey! I thought I'd try my hand at this instead. So basically what I'm doing is giving anybody who comes across this website a sort of pre-warning about what they will be exposed to. (Sorry)
There might be pointless and boring posts about books I'm reading, or posts about why relationships suck so bad (usually it's because I'm to awkward to even hold a conversation with someone of the opposite sex, thus leading to no relationship at all) and if you're lucky there may even be a post where I declare that "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"- because of something horrendous I saw in the streets, or at school.
So if you're reading this, firstly sorry, and secondly thank you, I have now initiated you as my interweb best buddy! (Whether you like it or not *insert malicious evil cackling here* )
I look forward to typing up some more pointless ramblings in the future, and hopefully you don't resent me just yet. Have a lovely day/night/wheneveryou'rereadingthis.

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